How long does it take to get verified?

If the form is completed during business hours and the information is easily verifiable patients can expect to receive a confirmation message welcoming them to the site in under two hours. Verification is valid for 1 year.

When will my order arrive?

The first of three estimated arrival (ETA) messages will be sent within 15 minutes of the order confirmation. We’ll message a second time when we are 30 minutes out and again as we arrive.

Please note: The site is pure novelty and is being used for demonstration purposes only. Nothing is for sale.

How do I order?

Use the shopping cart functionality on the site as guide for building your order. Review and edit right from the checkout page. Since we have checkout disabled you can’t go past that point so we ask you to stop there and screenshot the completed order.

Nothing is for sale.

Every product listing will use the following format unless otherwise specified in the product description:

1/8oz | 1/4oz | 1/2oz | 1oz | 2oz’s

When a quantity is “not available” N/A will be used in place of the price. In the following example a half ounce costs $135 and is not available in 1 or 2 ounce format:

55 | 100 | 135 | N/A | N/A